I planned on voting today, really, though when I woke up this morning, I still wasn't sure for whom I'd be voting. Blue didn't stand a chance. Red, Orange and Green had a few points each, but there wasn't anything I had heard that really caught my attention. There were a few 'ist's floating around too: Communist, separatist, sadist - that's code for pelting fellow voters with rotten eggs until they agreed to nominate, I don't know, the Canadian Tire dad or something. Pressure washers for all!

I guess the point I'm coming to is, when I couldn't find my registration card and had to abandon th...(Read More)

Hey guys, long time no post!

I found this blog about a week ago and have become completely taken by its diverse articles and pertinent information.

What is the blog about, you ask?

Well, it's all about The Art of Manliness!

Sounds kind of 'bro-ish' at first, but when you get into the articles, they have so much cool stuff. How-tos for a bunch of man specific things, lists of things like the must haves in a man's library, great and inspirational acts of historical manliness from the great men of the past. It's all great reading.

The latest post is a piece on how to debate politic...(Read More)

It's his BIRTHDAY!!!

Recently, another Summer Olympics has come and gone. Did you even notice?

No, of course you didn't. Why? The Olympics are boring. Really, really boring. However, being the rocket scientist and sometimes genius that I am, I've come up with a solution to this problem. If you'd like to see my research, just ask. However, there are a lot of complex mathematical formulas that most of you won't understand, so I'll just mention my conclusions.

1) In the events that require the throwing of an item (javelin, discus, shotput), replace the item with a grenade. This adds a sense of urgency to the ev...(Read More)

I don't know why the band crossed my mind - come on, it's 2008 - but I realized something about Limp Bizkit this evening: after all these years, they're still the band that has the audacity to name their latest effort "Greatest Hitz" - with a zizzed on the izzend.

So, what does that mean, exactly? Integrity! Durst and co. haven't changed one bit, haven't yet abandoned that great 90's rebellion kick that had you turning cheek, and New York Yankees ballcap, to The Man. Y'know, early bedtimes, hall monitors, the English alphabet - the mark of the desecrated consonant was just our way...(Read More)